It's Halloween! Let's celebrate with a Shakespeare-themed parody of a classic Halloween song: The Monster Mash!
Happy Halloween, everyone. Stay safe out there...
It's Halloween! Let's celebrate with a Shakespeare-themed parody of a classic Halloween song: The Monster Mash!
Happy Halloween, everyone. Stay safe out there...
It's still raining in Rome! It's the perfect cover for a little conspiratorial administrative work, don't you think?
Meet Cinna, one of the Interchangeable Conspirators. Apart from Cassius and Casca, none of other conspirators really get enough stage time to establish individual personalities. Poor guys...
It's time for some WEATHER. There's never any weather in Shakespeare that doesn't have a Purpose of some sort. Let's see what our buddy Casca thinks:
Fun fact! There were apparently umbrellas in ancient Roman times, but they were primarily used by wealthy women as sun shades, as opposed to rain shields, and men considered themselves too manly to use them.
Let's finally wrap up this scene!
Casca is probably my favorite character in Julius Caesar. He's just so sardonic and disrespectful. He's also got one of my favorite lines, which didn't make the cut for this comic:
CASSIUS: Will you dine with me tomorrow?
CASCA: Ay, if I be alive, and your mind hold, and your dinner worth the eating.
Try using this line the next time someone asks you over for dinner. It'll go over GREAT.
Let's check back in and see how Brutus and Cassius's Extremely Fraught Conversation is going...
This bit of the scene also contains the quote "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars but in ourselves, that we are underlings", which is mostly famous now for inspiring the title of John Green's cancer-tear-jerker young adult novel The Fault In Our Stars.
When we last left our heroes, Caesar and the gang were off to watch men run around dressed in goat skins hitting people with whips, as you do on the Lupercal, while Brutus and Cassius lingered behind.
I love Brutus. He's so simultaneously self-important and incredibly earnest. I bet he's that really irritating kind of friend who tells you exactly how you've messed up your life, but only because he genuinely cares about you.
There are three super-famous quotes in Julius Caesar, and today's installment of A Stick-Figure Julius Caesar features one of them.
Nobody ever listens to soothsayers. It must be an incredibly frustrating occupation.
OK, let's start Julius Caesar with a big old street party.
This scene introduces us to Julius Caesar's arguably most important character: the mob. They get talked down here, but don't underestimate them.
The other two guys are the tribunes Flavius and Marullus. You will never see them again.