The Hamlet Death Clock

I don't want to flog a dead (ha ha) horse, but you sick, sick people seemed to really enjoy my Titus Andronicus Death Clock from Tuesday, so I thought I'd try putting together another one. Here's a deathographic for Shakespeare's most famous play:

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I hate to say it... but in this particular sphere, at least, Hamlet really pales in comparison to Titus Andronicus. Look at that big empty bit with absolutely no deaths! Lazy, that's what I call it. 

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